Bureau notice · Form PN-1

Privacy Notice

What this website collects about you, which is very little, in plain words. Effective September 21, 2026.

The short version. Never Watch iCarley is a parody website run by Recursis Holdings. It has no accounts and no forms. It counts page views without cookies, and it carries no advertising trackers at all. We don't sell your data, and a person answers info@recursisdigital.com.

What we collect and why

Nothing you type. There is nothing to type. The "Warn someone" button uses your phone's share sheet or copies text to your clipboard; that happens on your device and nothing is sent to us.

Analytics. We use Vercel Web Analytics and Vercel Speed Insights to count page views and measure how fast the page loads. They are cookieless, don't build a profile of you, and don't follow you across other sites. We see aggregate numbers — pages, countries, device types, load times — not people. How Vercel handles it.

No ad trackers. This site used to load the Meta Pixel (Facebook/Instagram). It does not any more — we removed it on September 21, 2026, because this site never ran ads. There is no Meta pixel, no advertising cookie, and no social tracker on this page. Nothing here is shared with Meta.

The store. shop.neverwatchicarley.com is hosted by Fourthwall, which is the merchant of record: Fourthwall takes your payment, prints, ships, and handles returns under its own privacy policy and terms (linked in the store footer). We can see order details in the store dashboard so we can help with a problem; we don't get your card number.

What we don't do

We never sell your data, and we never hand it to data brokers.
We don't send email. We have no list to send it to.
This site isn't aimed at children under 13, and we don't knowingly collect their information.

How long we keep it

What	How long
Vercel analytics	Aggregate only, kept by Vercel under its standard retention
Store orders	Held by Fourthwall for as long as it needs to fulfil and support the order
Emails you send us	As long as the conversation is live, or until you ask us to delete them

Your choices

See, correct or delete anything you've emailed us: write to info@recursisdigital.com from the address you used and we'll do it, usually within a few days.
Block cookies in your browser if you'd rather — the site works fine without them.

Changes and contact

If we change what we collect, we change this page and the date at the top. Questions or requests: info@recursisdigital.com. Recursis Holdings, United States.